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Friday, June 25, 2004

damn i dont really know what to say.. I know that this is a disgrace to the Ulanday family but i did'nt expected this incident to happen in my life. sa akin pa e well known ako sa mga friends ko na... sh*t its very very very embarassing talaga! damn!!

Well lets just put it this way ok?

-MONEY is one of the most important things in the world.
-Infact MONEY turns the world go around.
-Without MONEY we can never live nor survive.
-You cant buy anything without MONEY.
-You cant even have a Girlfriend or friends without MONEY.
-MONEY is one of the reason why you have friends.
-MONEY is also one of the reason why people wanted to make friends with you.
-You cannot rent a room sa sala if you dont have any BREAD.
-Lastly if you dont have a car you can never go home, and thats what happened to me last night..

The saddest story ever told goes on like this...

lets just name the victim Boy Tambling NOTE* it is not his realname so that the real victim could have a privacy*

Boy Tambling loves his gf so much infact he visited her everyday, until one night when the sky is clear and the stars are shinning brightly Boy Tambling left the home of his girlfriend floating in the air because he's happy. He waited for a jeep for a ride until he saw a jeep with a sign MUNTINLUPA. So he went on like what he usually do but what Boy Tambling did'nt know is that he only has a 1.50 bucks in his pocket and whats worst is that his emergency money is destroyed NOTE*Destroyed in the new english it means- naubos,nasira,pagod,walang gana,naubusan ng energy,natalo,nabugbog,nanghina,namaga, basta mahirap intindihin!* when Boy Tambling found out it was too late because the jeep he rode is speeding about 80kms per hour. But Boy Tambling did not give up, he has a plan... he will do the one two three in alabang when the jeep stop. but sadly the jeep never stopped because there are only three passengers riding in the jeep. Boy Tambling dont know what to do, the jeep he is riding is not stoping..! until the jeep reached boy tambling's destination, Boy Tambling beg to the jeepney driver and told him the truth but Boy Tambling provoked the driver he went mad and speed its way. Boy Tambling kept on begging until he convinced the driver, but sadly Boy Tambling is already in the Binan Laguna when the jeepney driver aloud him to get off. Now Boy Tambling has to walk in order to get home...

Now all of you that have read this story must learn a lesson... a lesson that you will carry until you grow old. never forget to check, always check if you still have a money or u'll be destroyed.. Fin


- My most Humilliating day!
Dreamt by Dan @ 11:22 PM